A Stock Trader’s Love Letter

Hello sweetheart, I thought of writing this letter because I don’t have a CALL option yet. Once I get you phone number we can switch to calls. By the way at the very first sight of you, my heartbeat hit an All TIME HIGH. You are the only STOCK I’d like to have in my PORTFOLIO. DIVERSIFICATION ?, hell no. I will take the RISK of talking to our parents and ensure that both of us get a GREEN signal for our marriage after the RISK REWARD ANALYSIS.

What would you like as a wedding gift ? GOLD ETF or any other rare and premium METAL. From one of your posts on Instagram I see that you like teddyBEARS, well I guess you will like the BIG BULL writing this letter even more. Well, coming to honeymoon, where’d you like to go, ONSHORE or OFFSHORE ? Well, I can afford both because I shorted Adani stocks on the day it tanked due to false rumour.

Kids. Well if genetics work, then I assume our DERIVATIVES too are gonna be a BLUECHIP.

You look like a BANK and I’m INTERESTed in you. If you say yes, we’d make a good PAIR. And let me say it again, I don’t look at you as an OPTION instead I look at you as my FUTURE. I will be there with you during all times. People say that there’s a women behind every man’s success and having you by my side gives me enough strength to be the Dev of D.STREET.

Love you 🙂

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