Hello folks, it’s been a while since I wrote my last post. And I’m sorry to keep you waiting for this long. I’m sure that today’s post will put a smile on your face. So without further ado, here are some of my favourite pickup lines.

1. I’ve been playing Cricket since I was four but you happen to be the only catch I’d never drop.

2. Of late I had a terrible internet connection and when I tried to fix the damn thing I came across the UNI-D port and damn it just made me think of ‘U’ n ‘I’ and there I was, a short tempered dude blushing.

3. If you happened to be on the Titanic and if I was the damn iceberg. You’d have saved hundreds of life as I’d melt for you.

4. Never a fan of Spider-Man or Superman but all I know is I wanna be your man.

5. If I was Newton and you were the Apple, believe me students wouldn’t be suffering today.

6. Looks like I no longer need Google because I’ve already found everything I was looking for. And yeah, perhaps I wouldn’t have time either.

7. Honey, do your parents have a PhD in Geometry. You happen to be perfect in every angle.

8. If I was stuck in Space and ISRO had to bring me back, the only option ISRO would have is you. Cause you are the only one I fall for.

9. I stopped playing Chess the day I met you cause I knew I’d win all the matches with the Queen beside me.

So folks, those were the nine pickup lines. Hope you liked them. If you did, then don’t forget to share the post. See you next time with a different one or a part two of this post. Byeee till then 🙂