Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?

Girl you have cuter dimples than a Cardioid!

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data ?

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.

Nice set of parabolas!

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Are you 192.0.0.1 or mine ?

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I want you to reboot real quick.

Babe I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).

Baby, If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my beam.

Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet.

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

Want a 100% Uptime night?

Can I do your Systems Analysis?

Archimedes cried out “Eureka” when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Do you want to verify this ?