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You’ll roll on the floor and laugh reading these pickup lines used by engineers

Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?

Girl you have cuter dimples than a Cardioid!

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data ?

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.

Nice set of parabolas!

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Are you or mine ?

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I want you to reboot real quick.

Babe I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).

Baby, If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my beam.

Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet.

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

Want a 100% Uptime night?

Can I do your Systems Analysis?

Archimedes cried out “Eureka” when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Do you want to verify this ?

You cannot miss these Pickup Lines

Hello folks, it’s been a while since I wrote my last post. And I’m sorry to keep you waiting for this long. I’m sure that today’s post will put a smile on your face. So without further ado, here are some of my favourite pickup lines.

1. I’ve been playing Cricket since I was four but you happen to be the only catch I’d never drop.

2. Of late I had a terrible internet connection and when I tried to fix the damn thing I came across the UNI-D port and damn it just made me think of ‘U’ n ‘I’ and there I was, a short tempered dude blushing.

3. If you happened to be on the Titanic and if I was the damn iceberg. You’d have saved hundreds of life as I’d melt for you.

4. Never a fan of Spider-Man or Superman but all I know is I wanna be your man.

5. If I was Newton and you were the Apple, believe me students wouldn’t be suffering today.

6. Looks like I no longer need Google because I’ve already found everything I was looking for. And yeah, perhaps I wouldn’t have time either.

7. Honey, do your parents have a PhD in Geometry. You happen to be perfect in every angle.

8. If I was stuck in Space and ISRO had to bring me back, the only option ISRO would have is you. Cause you are the only one I fall for.

9. I stopped playing Chess the day I met you cause I knew I’d win all the matches with the Queen beside me.

So folks, those were the nine pickup lines. Hope you liked them. If you did, then don’t forget to share the post. See you next time with a different one or a part two of this post. Byeee till then 🙂

A Stock Trader’s Love Letter

Hello sweetheart, I thought of writing this letter because I don’t have a CALL option yet. Once I get you phone number we can switch to calls. By the way at the very first sight of you, my heartbeat hit an All TIME HIGH. You are the only STOCK I’d like to have in my PORTFOLIO. DIVERSIFICATION ?, hell no. I will take the RISK of talking to our parents and ensure that both of us get a GREEN signal for our marriage after the RISK REWARD ANALYSIS.

What would you like as a wedding gift ? GOLD ETF or any other rare and premium METAL. From one of your posts on Instagram I see that you like teddyBEARS, well I guess you will like the BIG BULL writing this letter even more. Well, coming to honeymoon, where’d you like to go, ONSHORE or OFFSHORE ? Well, I can afford both because I shorted Adani stocks on the day it tanked due to false rumour.

Kids. Well if genetics work, then I assume our DERIVATIVES too are gonna be a BLUECHIP.

You look like a BANK and I’m INTERESTed in you. If you say yes, we’d make a good PAIR. And let me say it again, I don’t look at you as an OPTION instead I look at you as my FUTURE. I will be there with you during all times. People say that there’s a women behind every man’s success and having you by my side gives me enough strength to be the Dev of D.STREET.

Love you 🙂