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4 Female Behaviours that Men Just Love

Hello folks, welcome to CCB. Today’s post contains 4 female behaviours that men just love.

1. Maintaining a distance from the F.boys — Well, guys love females that are down to earth and friendly but often the down to earth and friendliness could me misused by the F.boys. There are times when that friendliness needs to turn into attitude as sharp as the stilettos but yet fair enough to balance. Maintaining healthy friendship without making the F.Dudes lose their face is something that most females suck at. So the right attitude from day 1 can prevent this mishap and guys love women that are good at handling situations themselves without intervention of third party.

2. Grammar and Texting Etiquette — Well, if you happen to date someone like Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory then this paragraph can be really useful to you. You can go with the cosy texting style when you are few months into the relationship but if are still at the threshold of getting your man then all those punctuation and grammar counts. In fact the most common Tinder bio that I’ve encountered is ‘dnt typ lyk dis’. Being a Science grad I do have plenty of medicos and engineers on my texting list and believe me the ones who got to med school with merit do have all the boxes ticked when it comes to texting etiquette, irrespective of the time of the day or busyness quotient. Guys do judge you on your text and girl you need to have this in your arsenal along with that Maybelline mascara and Burt’s Bees lip balm.

3. Display of affection in public — Well, not all guys are same. Few days back I had a colleague who got into an argument when a female coworker when she pinched him while asking a doubt. On the contrary there was also another dude who was sad as no girl ever pinched him. Not all dudes who wear a Tom Ford tuxedo turn out to be Daniel Craig. Knowing the surrounding and the dude before making a move is quintessential to impress your man.

4. Being Straightforward and Open — As long as you don’t ruin a guy’s day, being straightforward always pays dividend. Majority of the male pride do like the person of opposite gender speak the same way as their male counterparts with a few exceptions here and there depending on factors like Geography, work genre etc.

Well those were the four female behaviours that men love, this post was written with intricate research and enough evidence and experience over the past 26 years of my life.

A Stock Trader’s Love Letter

Hello sweetheart, I thought of writing this letter because I don’t have a CALL option yet. Once I get you phone number we can switch to calls. By the way at the very first sight of you, my heartbeat hit an All TIME HIGH. You are the only STOCK I’d like to have in my PORTFOLIO. DIVERSIFICATION ?, hell no. I will take the RISK of talking to our parents and ensure that both of us get a GREEN signal for our marriage after the RISK REWARD ANALYSIS.

What would you like as a wedding gift ? GOLD ETF or any other rare and premium METAL. From one of your posts on Instagram I see that you like teddyBEARS, well I guess you will like the BIG BULL writing this letter even more. Well, coming to honeymoon, where’d you like to go, ONSHORE or OFFSHORE ? Well, I can afford both because I shorted Adani stocks on the day it tanked due to false rumour.

Kids. Well if genetics work, then I assume our DERIVATIVES too are gonna be a BLUECHIP.

You look like a BANK and I’m INTERESTed in you. If you say yes, we’d make a good PAIR. And let me say it again, I don’t look at you as an OPTION instead I look at you as my FUTURE. I will be there with you during all times. People say that there’s a women behind every man’s success and having you by my side gives me enough strength to be the Dev of D.STREET.

Love you 🙂

Really Good and Unique Tinder Bios

1. Biosphere, Atmosphere, losing you would be my greatest fear.

2. Swipe right and screw your life. Swipe left and save your life.

3. I weigh heavier than your imagination.

4. Hoarder of orange Lay’s.

5. I like around 3.5 people. Hit me up to be the 4th.

6. Sugar, spice and everything nice.

7. What’s the difference between jelly and jam 🤪.

8. Ain’t no hiccup when down for hookup 😂

9. Friend: “What are you doing today?” – Me: “Livin’ the thug life” – Friend: “Laundry?” – Me: “Yeah.”

10. I was donating blood the last time I matched with someone.